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An older man and his friend were having a conversation one night, and the topic drifted to memory, or lack of it. The first man mentions to his friend: "My wife and I have been having a hard time remembering very simple things lately, and a friend recommended that we see this memory specialist doctor." "Oh, well how is it working out for you?" asked the friend. "Has it helped either one of your memory's?" "Very much so!" replied the man. "The results are incredible!!" "What's the name of this doctor?" asked his friend. "Hmm, its a really long last name I know," he replied. "Well, help me out for a second. What's the name of the one kind of flower, with the thorns, and that grows on a bush?" "A rose?" said his friend. "Yes, Yes! A rose!" says the man. "Rose dear, what's the name of that memory doctor we've been seeing?"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

24/05/99

While my husband and I were waiting to be served in a restaurant,we overheard this exchange at a nearby table. A frazzled mother was ordering a beverage for her youngest child when the waiter asked, "What size?" She answered, "Whichever size you'd like to clean up."

24/05/99

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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